they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend
June 2013
92 posts
how am I expected to make real life decisions when I still go up the stairs on all fours
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the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
I’m about to give up my body to random people just to obtain alcohol
how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours
like brown
there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno
but Crayola’s gotta be all
nah man
and don’t get me started on purple like
ah yes
this is the colour of our friendship
what does this even mean
colours are fucking confusing
SMALL POTATOES
“can you follow me on tumblr?”
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my grasp on the english language ranges from college professor to drunk walrus
